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2017 Haunted Infirmary Review

Haunted Infirmary
4500 Enterprise Dr.
Bartonville, IL 61607

Reviewed By:

Juliet Tabacchi



Visibility / Location:

There were plenty of large signs in town leading you to the haunt and flaglines guiding you to the entrance.

Wait Entertainment:

This infirmary had some great actors hanging around their wait lines, and they were playing some fun creepy music. The waiting area is decorated with church benches and pallets to look like a barnyard church house surrounded by gypsies, fortune tellers, and madmen.





Event Length:

10 Minutes


LPR Score = 2.632

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Scare Factor:


Crowd Control:

This was one of my very few complaints at this attraction. Our group caught up with the group in front of us a few different times but with just a couple more pause places, they could easily remedy this small hiccup.


For being relatively new this haunt really packed a punch! The scenery was near movie quality, full of gore and unique lighting effects, it was very pleasing for a picky horror fan like myself. The actors showed tons of enthusiasm and energy, they heard my fiance say my name and it seemed like every monster was calling it out, it was very fun and terrifying at times. It was full of very elaborately staged scares that really caught me off guard in a hospital, bedlam, looney bin, in hell sort of way. Some of my favorite moments include a monk-like statue room where the statues don't stand still for long, and a coatroom that seemed to lead to Satan's version of Narnia. This haunt really blew me away this year, they really did a great job and it was very scary even for the adults. I would definitely recommend it.

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